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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Too Sexy For Turkey

Turkey is often singled out as the most (or only) secular Muslim country, giving the impression that they're slightly less daffy and sexually repressed than their neighbors. Of course, that's only if you ignore the dictates of their Directorate on Religious Affairs:

"Women have to be more careful, since they possess stimulants," and they "have to be covered properly so as not to show their ornaments and figures to strangers."

Those are two of the controversial "dos" and "don’ts" given to Turkish women in the "Sexual Life" article that appeared last week on the website of Turkey’s Directorate on Religious Affairs, the Diyanet.

It added that if women have to communicate to the opposite sex they "should speak in a manner that will not arouse suspicion in one’s heart and in such seriousness and dignity that they will not let the opposite party misunderstand them."

That's right, Muslim women need to watch what they do and say very closely because if they don't, a man might not be able to prevent himself from raping them because they're acting like they want it. And this is one of the more moderate Muslim countries. Some other countries go so far as to even make people dress or cover the sex organs of goats and other animals, ostensibly because Muslim men can't control themselves when they spy some hot goat shaking it's hairy ass like a bearded little slut.

Why are so many Muslims sexually repressive of their women and yet also still incredibly pissed off? South Park has the answer; in this clip, Mrs. Garrison breaks it all down during Muslim Sensitivity Training:

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